Based on my life experiences, I would guesstimate that 87% of guys with low self-esteem have lied about what they do for a living when trying to hit on a girl at a bar. In the short-term, it seems like a smart plan, especially if you plan on ghosting her if it miraculously works out.
"Hmmn. She obviously won't be impressed that I'm a team leader in a call center. I'll just lie and say I'm a doctor instead."
Now that I'm a successful blogger with a large Internet following, I don't have to resort to such pathetic tactics to woo women. Unfortunately, not all men have it as good as I do. Taylor Hansmeyer is one of those men.
Via KFOR:
A man accused of pretending to be a Norman police officer has been arrested and charged after allegedly trying to arrest a bartender.
Taylor Hansmeyer was arrested and charged with impersonating an officer.
It happened at the El Chico Café inside the Sooner Mall. Hansmeyer, an employee at the mall, was drinking tequila at the bar.
Employees said he looked and was acting normally, until he started giving the bartender a hard time for not checking his I.D.