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The Ralph Shortey arrest body cam footage is a thing of beauty…

8:40 AM EST on December 5, 2017

Late last week, disgraced former Derplahoman lawmaker Ralph Shortey pleaded guilty to child sex trafficking charges. He faces a minimum 10 years in prison, which seems kind of lenient, you know, considering he was smoking pot with an underage prostitute within 1,000 feet of a church.

To celebrate the occasion, the Moore Police Department released bodycam footage of the night Shortey was busted in a southside hotel room with a 17-year-old male prostitute. The name of the video should be American Hypocrite: The Fall of Ralph Shortey. If you're a fan of things like irony, schadenfreude, and watching powerful, dishonest, hypocritical creeps see their life falling apart before their eyes, you should check it out.