We like to criticize the local TV media on this site, but you have to give them credit for finding quirky characters with memorable names to interview for breaking news segments. They're experts at it. They've uncovered gems like Sweet Brown, Sir John Michael, and now this newcomer, Mama Stockyards:
Yep, Mama Stockyards. I may be wrong, but I think she was once married to Papa Wheelie from House of Kawasaki.