As we like to point out every now and then, the primary mission of The Oklahoman's editorial page is to protect the paper's friends (a.k.a. The Oklahoma City conservative political establishment) and ruthlessly attack its enemies (a.k.a. Not Oklahoma City conservative political establishment). Yes, that's something you can probably say about any local media outlet, and probably explains why we still haven't covered the PED scandal rocking the upcoming Night Trips Pole Olympics, but it's worth pointing out.
Knowing the paper's biases and mission like we do, I was curious to see how the mysterious Oklahoman editorial board would handle the news of their wealthy, conservative pals at Hobby Lobby being fined $3-million for attempting to smuggle ancient Middle East artifacts into the country.