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Smug attorney caught egging cars in Nichols Hills…

11:47 AM EDT on May 5, 2017

Editor's Note: There's an update on this case at the end. 

It looks like we may have found a new cast member for Sweet Home Oklahoma!

The smug sassafras pictured above is Kelly Hensley. Thanks to this report on KFOR, we recently learned she's a 37-year-old attorney who lives with her parents in Nichols Hills. Her hobbies include having an attitude, rolling her eyes and egging the cars of motorists who dare park in front of her parent's mansion.

Via KFOR:

An Oklahoma attorney has been charged with a misdemeanor crime for allegedly vandalizing cars parked in front of her parent's million dollar home.

On Feb. 11, an eyewitness called 911 to report the incident near the corner of Wilshire and Waverly.

The 911 caller was driving by when he saw a woman in a white shirt hurling raw eggs at parked cars.