While big name government officials were getting busted for having underage boys in their motel rooms, everyday ham-and-eggers like you and me have been dealing with a local sex scandal of our own: how to explain to our loved ones where these blisters and sores around our lips and genitals, not in that order, usually, came from.
Yes, this past weekend, the Oklahoma City Health Department and the Oklahoma State Department of Health confirmed there are more than 75 cases of syphilis in Oklahoma County, all “connected to a social network between the ages of 14 and 47 years old,” according to a rewritten press release at Outbreak News Today, which is a real website.