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Ogle Madness X: East Region, Upper Bracket

8:07 AM EDT on March 14, 2017

Ogle Madness X begins this morning with match-ups from the East Region. Here are the games:

(1) Russell Westbrook vs. (16) Kevin Durant
(8) My So Called Band vs. (9) Blind Date
(4) KFOR Skull Finder vs. (13) New Wayne Coyne
(5) Abigail Ogle vs. (12) Dippin Dots CEO

I'm sure the Russ / KD battle will steal all the headlines – in fact, I think Royce Young will be providing live updates on the voting throughout the day on ESPN – but I'm more excited about (4) KFOR Skull Finder vs. (13) New Wayne Coyne. You have a man who finds skulls and the calls the local TV station against a man who makes gummie shaped skulls and sells them for profit on the Internet. Should be fun.

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(1) Russell Westbrook vs. (16) Kevin Durant

(1) Russell Westbrook

Who? The future real MVP of the NBA

Strength: Local hero and savior

Weakness: Averages a triple double, but still has problems figuring out what to wear in the morning.


(1) Kevin Durant

Who? Fake tough guy.

Strength: Running away from challenges

Weakness: Still the star of Thunderstruck



(8) My So Called Band vs. (9) Blind Date

(8) My So Called Band

Who? Most popular 1990s cover band for people who were born in the 1990s

Strength: Making us really wish our favorite musicians from the 1990s were still alive

Weakness: None of the members have overdosed on heroin


(9) Blind Date

Who? Sensitive, anti-drug cover band from Midwest City

Strength: The guy with the keytar.

Weakness: Tough to enjoy while sober



(4) KFOR Skull Finder vs. (13) New Wayne Coyne

(4) KFOR Skull Finder

Who? Found a skull in a river. Took it home and called Channel 4.

Strength: Making sure the media knows first.

Weakness: That beard.


(13) New Wayne Coyne

Who? Lead singer of the Flaming Lips

Strength: Despite destroying his brand and legacy in Oklahoma, has found a way to stay relevant.

Weakness: Young women



(5) Abigail Ogle vs. (12) Dippin Dots CEO

(5) Abigail Ogle

Who? Matriarch of the Ogle Family

Strength: Using her Viking war sword "Candy Crush" to plunder the riverlands of South Norman.

Weakness: Still too cheery in the morning


(12) Dippin Dots CEO

Who? Local trustfunder who used dad's money to buy an ice cream company

Strength: Capitalizing on 15 minutes of fame

Weakness: Ice cream still tastes bad


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