One of the worst hoops you have to jump through before adulthood is going to school. You have to start showing up in kindergarten, and then the years stretch out before you. So many years of school, so many classrooms that smell of industrial cleaner and kids. And the thing is, everyone has to do it. Well, everyone except the homeschool kids.
Those whose parents choose to educate them from the kitchen table get to avoid all the terrible parts of school -- the president's fitness test, having to ride a school bus every single day without barfing from motion sickness, and getting made fun of by the pretty blond girls. It seems like those homeschool kids make it out of school unscathed, until now. According to NewsOK.com: