October is the greatest month of the year, and it's not just because baseball is finally ending. Pillowcase-sized bags of mini Milky Ways and Crunch Bars stuff the shelves of local Walgreens and the CVS's that face them. The patiently manicured lawns of Mesta Park and Crown Heights roll out a collection of spooky lights, gory ornaments, and macabre scenes that could only come from the depraved minds and American Express accounts of lawyers and natural gas executives.
October is when we like to obsess over ghouls and monsters and spirits. In many ways, it is very similar to the start of a new Oklahoma legislative session, but the parties are better. To get everyone in the proper Halloween state of mind, we've compiled a list of the absolute scariest urban legends in Oklahoma. Get dressed in your favorite 'sexy Gary England' costume, pour a heaping bowl of Count Chocula, and dig in: