
Attention all Del City residents. Lock the doors, hide the children, and arm the alarm system – there's a Trump sign stealer in your area! And, well, you live in Del City so you should probably take those precautions anyway.
This time around, the brave hero is staying away from the four-wheeler riding Yee-Haws in Pottawattamie county and targeting angry white military men in Del City. I'm not sure which group is more dangerous.
