Earlier this week, an atheist named Matt from Muskogee was looking for some attention and donated $100 to the Murrow Indian Children's Home. It's a Christian-based organization in Muskogee that "provides home for American Indian children that are in out-of-home placement as a result of abuse and neglect." Sounds like a good cause to support, right?
Unfortunately for the kids, Matt's donation came with a blasphemous caveat. He wanted it to be in the memory of the "Muskogee Atheist Community," a group he co-founded. Since atheists are vile hedonistic beings who live filthy, depraved lives full of sin, excess, general tomfoolery and happiness, the donation was refused, and now we have a controversy on our hands.