At some point in our lives, we’ve all threatened to leave Oklahoma. Hell, some of us, myself included, even managed live up to the threats and get away…for a while.
I guess no matter what, no matter where you go and no matter what you do, in some way, Oklahoma is and will always be home. That’s just how it is and you know what? That’s okay. Sure, we’ve got our issues, but, at the end of the day, like that really stretchy old pair of sweatpants you won’t throw away, it sure is nice to fall so deep in a sexless comfortability with where you are that, even if the politicians, the people and even the land itself deeply offends you, you know in your heart that you’re just too Goddamned lazy to do anything that drastic about it.