As I always remind our readers, one drawback of being a successful self-employed blogger host is that I get to sleep in each morning, and therefore, don't get to watch overly cheery morning news anchors fake smiling, fake laughing, and fake tossing it back to Jed for the bus stop forecast. It really is a cruel way to live. Outside of severe weather porn, I no longer get to see Emily Sutton. Plus, I'm not aware that people like KOKH Fox 25 traffic reporter Lauren Nevitt exist until now:
Yep, that's Lauren Nevitt. She's the morning traffic reporter for Channel 25. I guess that means she flies around the metro in a helicopter like Captain Jim Purdue in Red Rover, or stands in front of a camera with a big smile and politely describes to old people what she's seeing on Google Maps.