This week we're counting down 20 reasons to leave Oklahoma this week. You can check out reasons 20-11 here. Now, on to the final 10...
10. Tired of 7-Eleven or QuikTrip.
You can put lipstick on a pig, and it's still a pig. So too can you call a 7-Eleven a QuikTrip, and it's still functionally a 7-Eleven. (I'm talking about the newer 7-Elevens, not one of these shit shows.) You don't know if there's a better option for a place to purchase an obscene amount of soda in a styrofoam cup, but you owe it to yourself to find out.
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