Now that OU shooting guard Buddy Hield is anNCAA superstar, it's kinda a shame we didn't include him in the OMIX bracket this year. I guess the selection committee, like most Oklahomans, forgot the school has a basketball team. He lit up the Ducks on Saturday afternoon, and his value in the NBA draft has been exploding. We'll put him in Ogle Madness next year after he's been drafted by the Knicks or some other loser team.
Here is the Regional Final for the South Region:
(1) Gary England vs (2) Joleen Chaney
Gary England is the defending champ, but he barely beat Weather Dongs in the Sweet 16. Can JoJo knock him off his Ogle Madness throne that just happens to be made of severe weather debris? Vote!
(1) Gary England
Round One: Defeated Obesity
Round Two: Defeated Damon Lane
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Weather Dongs
Who He Is: Exalted Weather Deity/reigning Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Controlling the wind and the thunder, keeping you advised
Biggest Weakness: X-ray vision has diminished in recent years
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(2) Joleen Chaney
Round One: Defeated Lawton
Round Two: Defeated Shelby Hays
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Baker Mayfield
Who She Is: News 9 reporter/Watermelon Queen
Biggest Strength: Can fit inside a watermelon
Biggest Weakness: Attracts wild Gallaghers
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