We're back with one of the best Mondays of the year: the day after Easter. Why is today so great, you may ask? Discounted chocolate at Walgreens, of course. Candy is the only secular draw to a Christian take on a pagan holiday, and it's a damn good draw.
Anyway, there are only 8 people / things remaining in Ogle Madness IX. Here's the remaining field (click here for the bracket):
East: (1) Emily Sutton vs (3) Lacey Swope
South: (1) Gary England vs (2) Joleen Chaney
Midwest: (2) Chicken Fried Steak vs (5) Teachers
West: (2) Russell Westbrook vs. (4) The Ogle Brothers
The first battle today is between Oklahoma's weather queens in the east regional. Open up another bag of peanut butter cups and cast your votes for the first contest of OMIX's Elite Eight.
(1) Emily Sutton vs (3) Lacey Swope
(1) Emily Sutton
Round One: Deafeated SAE Frat Boys
Round Two: Defeated David Payne
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Mayor Mick
Who She Is: Oklahoma’s Weather Princess
Biggest Strength: Calling out internet meteorologists
Biggest Weakness: Pranked too easily
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(3) Lacey Swope
Round One: Defeated Random Median On Western
Round Two: Defeated Edna’s Lunch Boxes
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Olivia Munn
Who She Is: Emily Sutton’s arch nemesis
Biggest Strength: Deadly with a bow
Biggest Weakness: Gets flustered when she feels a big one
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