Don't mess with Edna's.
That's the lesson some idiot thieves who had a few too many Lunchboxes learned this week after they stole $15 in one-dollar bills off the walls of Oklahoma City's favorite dive and then tried to use them at the IHOP across the street.
Apparently the hoodlums were not aware that A) Edna's has more cameras than the Big Brother house and B) the local TV news media would treat the theft like OJ Simpson was driving around Classen Curve in a white Ford Bronco.
Via KFOR Channel 4, KOCO Channel 5, KWTV News 9, and KOKH Fox 25:
