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Ogle Madness IX: Sweet Sixteen, West Region


It's Thursday afternoon, so all of you with 9-5/M-F office jobs have mentally checked out as of this morning. The great news for you is that we have more silly things to make clicky-click with your mouse.

The end of OMIX's Sweet Sixteen is here. Take a deep sniff, savor it, and remember the smell when you are 80. If you are 80 right now, I'm sorry that the future is lousy, and I hope you don't die while reading this website.

(1) Olivia Jordan vs. (5) The Ogle Brothers

(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (3) Gwen Stefani

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(1) Olivia Jordan

Round One: Defeated Donald Trump

Round One: Defeated Linda Cavanaugh

Who She Is: First Oklahoman to be crowned Miss USA

Biggest Strength: Level 20 MegaBabe

Biggest Weakness: Will forever have a film credit for “Ted” on her IMDB page

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(5) The Ogle Brothers

Round One: Defeated Derek Albro

Round Two: Defeated Ogletoberfest

Who They Are: Oklahoma’s leading news dynasty

Biggest Strength: Rugged chins

Biggest Weakness: Still fight over who gets to play with the Action Jackson jungle fortress set

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(2) Russell Westbrook

Round One: Defeated Aaron Tuttle’s Tan

Round Two: Defeated Lee and Gentry

Who He Is: Vicious alien beast/OKC Thunder point guard

Biggest Strength: Gives zero fucks about what anyone thinks

Biggest Weakness: Dresses like an eight year-old with no supervision


(3) Gwen Stefani

Round One: Defeated KFOR Social Media Bandit

Round Two: Defeated Hipster Boo Boo

Who She Is: International pop star, partner to Blake Shelton

Biggest Strength: Can easily spell “BANANAS,” which is a sorta tricky word

Biggest Weakness: Has to spend holidays in Tishomingo

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