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The end of OMIX's Sweet Sixteen is here. Take a deep sniff, savor it, and remember the smell when you are 80. If you are 80 right now, I'm sorry that the future is lousy, and I hope you don't die while reading this website.
(1) Olivia Jordan vs. (5) The Ogle Brothers
(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (3) Gwen Stefani
(1) Olivia Jordan
Round One: Defeated Donald Trump
Round One: Defeated Linda Cavanaugh
Who She Is: First Oklahoman to be crowned Miss USA
Biggest Strength: Level 20 MegaBabe
Biggest Weakness: Will forever have a film credit for “Ted” on her IMDB page
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(5) The Ogle Brothers
Round One: Defeated Derek Albro
Round Two: Defeated Ogletoberfest
Who They Are: Oklahoma’s leading news dynasty
Biggest Strength: Rugged chins
Biggest Weakness: Still fight over who gets to play with the Action Jackson jungle fortress set
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(2) Russell Westbrook
Round One: Defeated Aaron Tuttle’s Tan
Round Two: Defeated Lee and Gentry
Who He Is: Vicious alien beast/OKC Thunder point guard
Biggest Strength: Gives zero fucks about what anyone thinks
Biggest Weakness: Dresses like an eight year-old with no supervision
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(3) Gwen Stefani
Round One: Defeated KFOR Social Media Bandit
Round Two: Defeated Hipster Boo Boo
Who She Is: International pop star, partner to Blake Shelton
Biggest Strength: Can easily spell “BANANAS,” which is a sorta tricky word
Biggest Weakness: Has to spend holidays in Tishomingo
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