Every vote counts. It doesn't matter if we're talking about city council races or presidential elections. This point is perfectly illustrated through the Second Round of OMIX. In this South Region, two separate contests were decided by a combined total of twelve votes. Weather Dongs beat out Onion Burgers 290-282, and Baker Mayfield edged past Sir John Michael 294-290. As a result, we get this:
(1) Gary England vs. (4) Weather Dongs
(2) Joleen Chaney vs. (3) Baker Mayfield
Jump back, Loretta. This is about to get spicy!
There's been some questioning in the comments and on the social intermediawebs about how the selection works. Are you voting for what you like the best? The person you love to hate? The thing with the best ass?
There are no right or wrong answers.
There is only Madness.
Listen to your heart, and vote accordingly.
(1) Gary England vs. (4) Weather Dongs
(1) Gary England
Round One: Defeated Obesity
Round Two: Defeated Damon Lane
Who He Is: Exalted Weather Deity/reigning Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Controlling the wind and the thunder, keeping you advised
Biggest Weakness: X-ray vision has diminished in recent years
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(4) Weather Dongs
Round One: Defeated John Moreland
Round Two: Defeated Onion Burgers
What They Are: Incidental phallic imagery during weather broadcasts
Biggest Strength: Can humiliate even the proudest weatherperson
Biggest Weakness: Fleeting
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(2) Joleen Chaney vs. (3) Baker Mayfield
(2) Joleen Chaney
Round One: Defeated Lawton
Round Two: Defeated Shelby Hays
Who She Is: News 9 reporter/Watermelon Queen
Biggest Strength: Can fit inside a watermelon
Biggest Weakness: Attracts wild Gallaghers
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(3) Baker Mayfield
Round One: Defeated New Wayne Coyne
Round Two: Defeated Sir John Michael
Who He Is: OU quarterback
Biggest Strength: Excellent headband game
Biggest Weakness: From Texas
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