In case you're wondering why you heard random claps of thunder rock the OKC metro on Saturday night, our severe weather princess Emily Sutton is now a queen. After a curiously long 21-month engagement, she wed the infamous "Michael" at a ceremony in Oklahoma City early Saturday evening.
Here's the terrifying proof:
Wait. I posted the wrong depressing photo. That's the sad grandpa who cooked burgers for his ungrateful asshole grandkids. Here's the right pic:
Yeah, "Pure Joy." For what it's worth, I think she was referring to the brand of dish soap I just rubbed directly in my eyes to numb the pain of my tears.