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Ogle Madness IX: West Region (Lower Bracket)

12:00 PM EDT on March 17, 2016

We've made it to the last part of the first round of OGLE MADNESS IX! This Lower Bracket of the West has some major dark horse contenders, so every vote will count here. Who do you like here? Vote, and tell us on Twitter or in the comments!

(6) Hipster Boo Boo vs. (11) Jenni Carlson
(3) Gwen Stefani vs. (14) KFOR Social Media Bandit
(7) Joe Exotic vs. (10) Lee and Gentry
(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Aaron Tuttle's Tan


(6) Hipster Boo Boo vs. (11) Jenni Carlson

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(6) Hipster Boo Boo

Who She Is: Scowling socialite spawn of Mary Fallin

Biggest Strength: Being noticed

Biggest Weakness: Mistook the State Capital for Sunnyvale Trailer Park



(11) Jenni Carlson

Who She Is: Sports writer for The Oklahoman

Biggest Strength: Voicing your mom's hot takes

Biggest Weakness: Stringing multiple sentences into full paragraphs



(3) Gwen Stefani vs. (14) KFOR Social Media Bandit


(3) Gwen Stefani

Who She Is: International pop star, partner to Blake Shelton

Biggest Strength: Can easily spell "BANANAS," which is a sorta tricky word

Biggest Weakness: Has to spend holidays in Tishomingo



(14) KFOR Social Media Bandit

Who He Is: Person masquerading as a journalist who re-posts popular internet content

Biggest Strength: Squeezing "You won't believe what happens next!" into headlines

Biggest Weakness: Writing original content



(7) Joe Exotic vs. (10) Lee and Gentry

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(7) Joe Exotic

Who He Is: Big cat expert/musician/magician/presidential candidate/condom impresario

Biggest Strength: Looks great in assless chaps

Biggest Weakness: Caused a Tigernado


Lee and Gentry Hahn Appliance Warehouse

(10) Lee and Gentry

Who They Are: Hahn Appliance Warehouse spokespeople

Biggest Strength: Ambiguous relationship creates sexual tension

Biggest Weakness: See above



(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Aaron Tuttle's Tan

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(2) Russell Westbrook

Who He Is: Vicious alien beast/OKC Thunder point guard

Biggest Strength: Gives zero fucks about what anyone thinks

Biggest Weakness: Dresses like an eight year-old with no supervision


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(15) Aaron Tuttle's Tan

What It Is: Splotchy discoloration of an internet meteorologist's skin

Biggest Strength: Accents those sweet titty-muscles

Biggest Weakness: Washes off in the shower


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