We've made it to the last part of the first round of OGLE MADNESS IX! This Lower Bracket of the West has some major dark horse contenders, so every vote will count here. Who do you like here? Vote, and tell us on Twitter or in the comments!
(6) Hipster Boo Boo vs. (11) Jenni Carlson
(3) Gwen Stefani vs. (14) KFOR Social Media Bandit
(7) Joe Exotic vs. (10) Lee and Gentry
(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Aaron Tuttle's Tan
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(6) Hipster Boo Boo vs. (11) Jenni Carlson
(6) Hipster Boo Boo
Who She Is: Scowling socialite spawn of Mary Fallin
Biggest Strength: Being noticed
Biggest Weakness: Mistook the State Capital for Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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(11) Jenni Carlson
Who She Is: Sports writer for The Oklahoman
Biggest Strength: Voicing your mom's hot takes
Biggest Weakness: Stringing multiple sentences into full paragraphs
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(3) Gwen Stefani vs. (14) KFOR Social Media Bandit
(3) Gwen Stefani
Who She Is: International pop star, partner to Blake Shelton
Biggest Strength: Can easily spell "BANANAS," which is a sorta tricky word
Biggest Weakness: Has to spend holidays in Tishomingo
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(14) KFOR Social Media Bandit
Who He Is: Person masquerading as a journalist who re-posts popular internet content
Biggest Strength: Squeezing "You won't believe what happens next!" into headlines
Biggest Weakness: Writing original content
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(7) Joe Exotic vs. (10) Lee and Gentry
(7) Joe Exotic
Who He Is: Big cat expert/musician/magician/presidential candidate/condom impresario
Biggest Strength: Looks great in assless chaps
Biggest Weakness: Caused a Tigernado
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(10) Lee and Gentry
Who They Are: Hahn Appliance Warehouse spokespeople
Biggest Strength: Ambiguous relationship creates sexual tension
Biggest Weakness: See above
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(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Aaron Tuttle's Tan
(2) Russell Westbrook
Who He Is: Vicious alien beast/OKC Thunder point guard
Biggest Strength: Gives zero fucks about what anyone thinks
Biggest Weakness: Dresses like an eight year-old with no supervision
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(15) Aaron Tuttle's Tan
What It Is: Splotchy discoloration of an internet meteorologist's skin
Biggest Strength: Accents those sweet titty-muscles
Biggest Weakness: Washes off in the shower
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