Boy oh boy is the Ogle Madness maddening this year. So many crazy locals, so much potential for upsets, and you don't have very long to vote, so cast 'em now! Make sure to put your votes in for the Upper Bracket of the Midwest Region before it's too late. Here's your match-ups:
(6) Michell Dobyne vs. (11) Hipster Prince of Edmond
(3) Earthquakes vs. (14) Carol Hefner
(7) David Boren vs. (10) Mary Fallin
(2) Chicken Fried Steak vs. (15) Galleria Furniture Girl
(6) Michell Dobyne vs. (11) Hipster Prince of Edmond
(6) Michell Dobyne
Who She Is: Witness of an apartment fire
Biggest Strength: Excellent storytelling skills, M&M jacket
Biggest Weakness: Has yet to follow-up with a local commercial deal
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(11) Hipster Prince of Edmond
Who He Is: Rich Edmond kid
Biggest Strength: Has a nanny
Biggest Weakness: Missed out on Livejournal
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(3) Earthquakes vs. (14) Carol Hefner
(3) Earthquakes
What They Are: Seismic reactions triggered by wastewater injection
Biggest Strength: Could knock your whole motherfucking house down
Biggest Weakness: Hasn't spawned an Okie-centric "Twister" style movie yet
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(14) Carol Hefner
Who She Is: Racist old white lady
Biggest Strength: Perfecting the perfect imitation Olive Garden salad dressing
Biggest Weakness: Sanity
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(7) David Boren vs. (10) Mary Fallin
(7) David Boren
Who He Is: President of OU
Biggest Strength: Covering up the cause of earthquakes
Biggest Weakness: Ashamed of his son
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(10) Mary Fallin
Who She Is: A shrewd and embarrassing elected official
Biggest Strength: Somehow winning elections
Biggest Weakness: Recalling the three branches of government
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(2) Chicken Fried Steak vs. (15) Galleria Furniture Girl
(2) Chicken Fried Steak
What It Is: Not chicken, barely a steak, all the way delicious
Biggest Strength: Smothered in gravy
Biggest Weakness: Leading cause of heart disease in Oklahoma
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(15) Galleria Furniture Girl
Who She Is: Somewhat-competent spokesperson
Biggest Strength: Can repeat lines from memory
Biggest Weakness: Too excited about irregular carpet
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