Ogle Madness is officially in full swing, and we're on to the South Region, which is a doozy. There are some heavy-hitters, and this Upper Bracket is no exception. Make your votes today!
(1) Gary England vs. (16) Obesity
(8) Mike Morgan vs. (9) Damon Lane
(4) Weather Dongs vs. (13) John Moreland
(5) Onion Burgers vs. (12) Ten Commandments Monument
(1) Gary England vs. (16) Obesity
(1) Gary England
Who He Is: Exalted Weather Deity/reigning Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Controlling the wind and the thunder, keeping you advised
Biggest Weakness: X-ray vision has diminished in recent years
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(16) Obesity
What It Is: A disorder affecting one third of Oklahomans
Biggest Strength: Makes the State Fair much more entertaining
Biggest Weakness: Early death, bad for bathing suit season
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(8) Mike Morgan vs. (9) Damon Lane
(8) Mike Morgan
Who He Is: KFOR's chief meteorologist
Biggest Strength: Dazzling tie game, hot wife
Biggest Weakness: Fear-mongering
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(9) Damon Lane
Who He Is: KOCO meteorologist
Biggest Strength: Stays calm under pressure
Biggest Weakness: Stuck at Channel 5
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(4) Weather Dongs vs. (13) John Moreland
(4) Weather Dongs
What They Are: Incidental phallic imagery during weather broadcasts
Biggest Strength: Can humiliate even the proudest weatherperson
Biggest Weakness: Fleeting
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(13) John Moreland
Who He Is: Singer-songwriter with a voice of gravel and heart of gold
Biggest Strength: Writing songs that can make grown men weep
Biggest Weakness: Hats
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(5) Onion Burgers vs. (12) Ten Commandments Monument
(5) Onion Burgers
What They Are: Hamburgers with a mound of grilled onions
Biggest Strength: Can make a vegan reconsider their life choices
Biggest Weakness: Gives you awful breath
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(12) Ten Commandments Monument
What It Is: Slab of granite with quotes from some popular book
Biggest Strength: Strong, durable granite
Biggest Weakness: Wastes tax payer money
