Are you experiencing itchiness, frequent sweating, and difficulty breathing? You might think it's your allergies going bonkers, but it's actually a severe case of OGLE MADNESS! The only cure is to come to the site every day and vote. And maybe penicillin. On second thought, you should get checked out, that growth on your neck looks awful.
The top half of the bracket was posted earlier, make sure to vote while you can! Here's the remainder of the Eastern Region, which is stacked with past Ogle Madness champs, lovable local entities, and some pretty despicable ones too:
(6) Edna's Lunch Boxes vs. (11) Harold Hamm
(3) Lacey Swope vs. (14) Random Median on Western
(7) Oklahoma City Energy vs. (10) Panhandlers
(2) Olivia Munn vs. (15) Video Vigilante
Vote!
(6) Edna's Lunch Boxes vs. (11) Harold Hamm
(6) Edna's Lunch Boxes
What they are: A delicious concoction of amaretto, orange juice, and cheap beer
Biggest Strength: Gets you drunk
Biggest Weakness: A little too drunk
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(11) Harold Hamm
Who He Is: CEO of Continental Resources
Biggest Strength: Making money, and then using the money to buy influence and power
Biggest Weakness: Still writes checks
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(3) Lacey Swope vs. (14) Random Median on Western
(3) Lacey Swope
Who She Is: Emily Sutton's arch nemesis
Biggest Strength: Deadly with a bow
Biggest Weakness: Gets flustered when she feels a big one
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(14) Random Median on Western
What It Is: An annoying chunk of cement in the middle of the road
Biggest Strength: Pisses off guys with Truck Nutz on their Silverados
Biggest Weakness: Construction will not be finished until 2024
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(7) Oklahoma City Energy vs. (10) Panhandlers
(7) Oklahoma City Energy
Who They Are: Oklahoma's first professional soccer team
Biggest Strength: Really good at running, 0% body fat
Biggest Weakness: Insists that they play "football"
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(10) Panhandlers
Who They Are: Impoverished people whom you desperately try to avoid eye-contact with
Biggest Strength: Don't have to clock into a job or file taxes
Biggest Weakness: Medians
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(2) Olivia Munn vs. (15) Video Vigilante
(2) Olivia Munn
Who She Is: PC North grad-turned-Hollywood megababe
Biggest Strength: Cos-play, fighting skills, dates an NFL quarterback
Biggest Weakness: Too many mouth-breathing nerds for fans
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(15) Video Vigilante
Who He Is: A creep who shames sex workers and their customers; defends rapists
Biggest Strength: Controls an army of drones
Biggest Weakness: Nobody likes a narc
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