Welcome to a new TLO feature. It's called "Meet Your Derplahoman Lawmaker." In each installment, we'll give you a look inside the warped minds of the people who run this state.
The first guy up is Oklahoma State Rep. Casey Murdock. He's a conservative lawmaker who represents House District 62 in the Oklahoma panhandle – you know, that desolate lot of land that's home to rattlesnakes, hog farms and bustling metropolises like Hooker, Beaver and Slapout.