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KFOR Social Media Bandit plagiarized a newspaper. You’ll never believe what happened next.

11:29 AM EST on January 15, 2016

I've been working at KFOR for over a month now, and so far, I haven't had any big conflicts of interest between my job as Promo Joe's wingman and my duties as a media muckraking obscure local social blogger on this website. In fact, things have been going great at KFOR! Outside of Lorne Fultonberg and Abby Broyles constant bickering, everyone in the office has been really nice and welcoming. Mike Morgan even put his grudge aside and invited me to the 8th-annual Mike and Marla's Mardi Gras Masquerade on Fat Tuesday. Apparently you have to wear a mask, no underwear and be really comfortable around trains. The password to enter is "Fidelio."

Sadly, it looks like my KFOR honeymoon is about to come to end. I have some shocking but not-so-shocking news to report from the lair of the KFOR Social Media Bandit.