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2015 Year in Review: April

8:30 AM EST on December 28, 2015

T.S. Eliot wrote "April is the cruellest month," and man, he wasn't kidding. Pretty sure he wrote that poem while going through a slow month writing an obscure local social blog. But hey, Fast 7 came out in the theaters in April and that was a pretty bitchin' movie. I know what you're thinking, you saw the first two and they were awful, but you gotta check this shit out if you like your action as big and dumb as possible. The only way they're going to keep this series going is by driving cars into space, which is probably gonna happen somehow. I bet T.S. Eliot would have loved it. Vin Diesel is a modern-day poet.

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