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The Lawton Rappers really want us to write about their new reality show…

2:53 PM EST on November 18, 2015

Over the past year or so, we've shared a couple of amazing music videos by Lawton rapper Knuckles and his hypeman, producer, noodlin' buddy Jesse Dalton (Example 1 / Example 2). In case you forgot about it and / or want to see underaged Lawton babes crawling through horse manure, here's their probably-should-be-award-winning video "Andy."

After we roasted the video, Knuckles became one of the biggest celebrities in Lawton. The manager at El Chico would comp his meals, girls at Cameron would tip him extra at the car wash, and even Cricket Wireless offered him an endorsement deal. He was living the high life!

Thanks to the "viral" success of Andy, we're now on Knuckles' and Jesse Dalton's email list. Whenever they drop a new project or rhyme, we're the first to know. For example, in September Jesse sent us a clip of a new reality show he's producing called "Dalton Gang Outdoors." Here's the email:

dalton gang outdoors

Here's the deal. I generally don't respond to most emails. I barely have time to wake up from a nap, much less engage in communication with people electronically. But since Jesse and his crew had blessed us with so much amazing Lawtoness, I thanked him for the email and told him I'd eventually write about it. He was tickled: