It looks like Hipster Boo Boo can update her Wikipedia Page... again.
We have learned via the Ogle Mole Network that Christina Fallin has found a new career. The former caterer / lobbyist / pilot / gallery owner / janitor / model / keyboardist / fashion week organizer / event planner / aspiring travel reality show starlet / zoning code enforcer / SO6IX creative director / DJ / consultant / professional traveler has found a new hobby...errr... job.
That's one of a several pictures Christina has of herself on her site. Here's another one:
Smart? Professional? Guitar player? I don't know about you, but that's the person I want tattooing stuff around my eyeballs.
OMG. She ironed her name on the white lab coat thing? Why??? Could she not remember which lab coat was hers? Were her Dad's hygienists stealing it?
Yeah, I forgot to mention that Christina's business is conveniently located in her dad's dental practice. As a result, she'll have the finest tools in modern dentistry to make your session as safe and pain-free as possible. Basically, she has access to nitrous:
• If you are nervous about getting a tattoo, fear not for we have the best topicals, local injections, and even nitrous oxide to offer patients. It is a pain free procedure and we use a rotary tattoo gun that is more delicate on facial skin.
I'm not going to lie, getting loaded up on nitrous oxide and having Hipster Boo Boo tattoo eyebrows on my face sounds intriguing. I heard you even get a free toothbrush and dental floss out of the deal.
Anyway, we wish Hipster Boo Boo the best of luck with this endeavor and I'm sure her soon to be different future endeavors. To browse the rest of Hipster Boo Boo's website and / or book an appointment, click here. Ask for the Cultural Appreciation package. I heard it's on special.