Miley Cyrus adopted a dog from Oklahoma and didn’t name it Okie…

Over the weekend, the Oklahoma City Animal Welfare Division had a "mega adoption" event across the city. In total, 176 dogs found kind, loving, nurturing homes. One of them is named Yogi. Here's a picture...

We like to poke fun at Miley and Wayne for being self-absorbed aloof weirdos with no concept of reality, but that's cool. Rescued pets are the best pets. Thanks for putting on your nicest marijuana leaf leggings and dismembered finger jacket and adopting a dog from Oklahoma. All I ask is that you please keep him away from your marijuana edibles, acid and "white stuff that looks like milk." Also, make sure he's microchipped.