Is your crazy conservative uncle nearby? You probably don't want him to read this. If he does, he'll probably forward you a billion terribly formatted emails in comic sans about how brown folks are impending on the freedoms of white people, and how Donald Trump is going to make America great again, whatever that means.
In case you haven't heard, there's a push in Oklahoma City (as well as other places) to change Columbus Day to Indigenous People's Day. I'm 100% behind this. Consider me the voting representative of the Citizen Potawatomi Nation. According to KFOR.com: