There is a place where the sidewalk ends, and before the street begins, and there the grass grows soft and white, and the the sound burns crimson bright, and there the moon-bird rests from his flight to cool in the peppermint wind and watch a KFOR report complaining all about it.
Earlier this week, KFOR unleashed a hardcore investigative report into a mysterious sidewalk that appeared in south Oklahoma City, because you know, too many sidewalks in town is a bad thing.