The locked and loaded man pictured above is Kenny Childers. If the cut-off Physicians Surgery Center t-shirt doesn't prove it, he's a 100%, Grade-A, Oklahoma badass, and probably related to Chuck Norris. And I'm not talking about the mean Chuck Norris from the 1970s and 1980s. I'm talking about the nice, ethical, moral one from Walker, Texas Ranger who uses the Total Gym.
On Saturday night, Kenny and his wife won big at Riverwind Casino. (I'm going to guess slot machines.) After cashing out, they were followed home by a couple of criminal masterminds looking to score a jackpot of their own.