In case it's not marked on your event calendar, the Pawnee Run 'n Gun takes place next weekend. What's a Run 'N Gun? Good question. I think it's a basically a redneck militiaman biathlon. The only difference is instead of skiing around in circles shooting at fancy targets like some guy named Sven from Norway, you spend your day Ramboing through the wilderness and deserted trailer park obstacle courses shooting cans of Natural Light from the top of El Caminos.
Oddly enough, the Run 'n Gun is a very popular event in the Oklahoma gay militant community. At least that's what we can assume from this now deleted photo that organizers posted to the event's Facebook page yesterday: