Before we begin, our TLO legal team has advised that I disclose this post is 100% serious and should not in any way be considered parody or satire.
Also, the image above is the first installment of our new erotic fan fiction series "Tuttle Tales." It's a work in progress, but we hope to have "Under The Waterfall: A Weatherman's Erotic Adventure With Himself" completed very soon. It barely beat out these other two finalists: