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The judge has ruled! We get to steal Seattle’s elephants!

9:30 AM EDT on April 7, 2015

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First we stole their basketball team. Now we've swiped their elephants. You better wrap some Kryptonite around that Space Needle, Seattle, because you never know what we'll come after next!

After a brief legal fight and whine session led by Bob Barker and other annoying animal rights activists who are still bitter that Kevin Durant is being examined by Dr. Magoo and the rest of the Oklahoma City Thunder basketball team medical staff, a King County judge refused to block the transfer of two awesome elephants from Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo to the nice, expansive and very new elephant exhibit at the Oklahoma City Zoo.