And here we are, the final games of the first round! What a long, strange trip it's been. Don't forget to go vote for this morning's games here. This afternoon's games feature Russell Westbrook, Linda Cavanaugh and then nothing else but a whole lot of questionable people. Here they are:
(6) Mary Fallin's Gold Bust vs (11) Joe Dorman (3) Mayor Mick vs (14) Derpy Dan Fisher (7) Linda Cavanaugh vs (10) Jenni Carlson (2) Russell Westbrook vs (15) Yellow Lamborghini Driver
(6) Mary Fallin's Gold Bust vs (11) Joe Dorman
(6) Mary Fallin's Gold Bust
What it is: Even better than the real thing.
Strengths: At least looks like the actual person, unlike, say Sam Bradford.
Who he is: The guy who got smoked by Mary Fallin in November.
Strengths: Uses the pick-up line "Ever seen the top of a bald man's head?" Sometimes it even works.
Weaknesses: Decided to wait until he was out of office and had already lost his governor's race to start actually fighting for things, just like all weaksauce Democrats.
I have decided for Lent I am going to quit taking it easy when criticizing politicians. If they want a fight, then they shall have it
He was all alone, the ball cradled in his left hand, and just for a moment, he put the index finger on his right hand over his mouth in a "shh" gesture.
Now, we're left to wonder if those hands were around his girlfriend's neck Thursday night.
I mean, we're talking writing so bad and offensive that NewsOK had to yank it from their site.
(2) Russell Westbrook vs (15) Yellow Lamborghini Driver
(2) Russell Westbrook
Who he is: The most valuable player in the NBA.
Strengths: So undeniably good now that even crusty old white men can't deny it.
Weaknesses: It just feels like he's going to hurt himself again at any moment.