I'm a hero.
If you read this site regularly, that shouldn't be a big surprise. You know I'm courageous, daring, handsome and always looking to help a hot damsel in distress. Unless, of course, that damsel's name is Liz who now lives in Seattle. Screw her. However, if you hail from the Edmond ghetto and are new to the site and are not aware of my heroism, let me give you an example.