This whole trend where people bathe in public fountains and splash pads has to stop. Well, unless you're a Thunder Girl shooting an urban swimsuit calendar. If that's the case, please continue.
I bring this up because, once again, Oklahoma City police have arrested a man for bathing near downtown. This time the culprit is Jorge Arturo Perez. He was caught taking a dip in that Bricktown fountain near Harkins theatre. He was also trying to wash his hair... with mayonnaise.
Yep, mayonnaise. Obviously, he's not from around here or he would have just used Hidden Valley Ranch like the rest of us.
Here are the details via KOKH Fox 25:
Oklahoma Police say a man was arrested for bathing in a city fountain.
Officers received complaints about the man in the fountain at Reno and Mickey Mantle.
When officers got there they found Jorge Arturo Perez, 23 soaking wet and breathing hard.
Perez told police that he was taking a bath in the fountain and was washing his hair with mayonnaise.
The officer told him a city ordinance prohibited him from bathing in the fountains and canal.
Perez was arrested and taken to jail.