Back in June, we endorsed Christian theocrat Harvey Sparks as the Republican candidate for the Oklahoma 5th Congressional District. We did this because I played on his church basketball league my sophomore year of high school. That worked out about as well as a pack of wet matches. He finished last.
Hopefully we'll have better luck this time around. We're endorsing Steve Russell over Patrice Douglas in today's Republican runoff for the 5th Congressional seat. This was a difficult decision. They're both awful choices, but since men are generally taller and have higher IQs than women, he's the logical choice.