Back in April, we announced the $200 TLO Weather Dong Contest. It seemed like a pretty good idea at the time – severe weather season was about to start, weather dongs are funny, and most of our readers have the deeply sick, perverted minds of school teachers and bingo players. Hell, we even had Patricia's on board to sponsor the thing. We'll just ask readers to send us weather dong pics and hilarity will ensue. We'll even give a $100 Patricia's Gift Card to the meteorologist victimized by the dong. What could go wrong???
Well, a couple of things: