Like most people, I'd like to be rich. And like most people, I'm not.
If I were rich, I'd want to be the "cool" rich guy. You know, the dude who uses his wealth to make everyone like him. I'd donate to local charities, give new cars as birthday presents, and buy Lunch Boxes for everyone at Edna's. I'd also probably hire my own personal meteorologist, because let's be honest, that would be the coolest thing ever.