I once thought it would be pretty sweet to be a dog. You'd have a super sense of smell, be able to lick yourself and poop practically anywhere without the threat of being put on some weird sex-offender list. The benefits are endless.
But being a dog in Oklahoma also has its downsides. You just need to watch the local news to figure that out. It seems like you can't go a day without seeing some heartbreaking story about a dog being abused by some asshole.