Miss America is the type of girl you'd like to take home to meet mom. Miss USA is the type of girl you'd like to take home from a bar. Well, at least that's my chauvinistic way of looking at it.
I bring that up because while we were crowning a very determined Miss Oklahoma last weekend, Miss "Oklahoma" USA Brooklynne Young was competing in Donald Trump's Miss USA Pageant in Baton Rouge. Although she didn't win, Brooklynne made the top 20. I guess that's pretty good. She dominated the swimwear and evening gown competition. Her talent was spray tanning.