The three men pictured above are the founding members of the Oklahoma Volunteer Militia. If they look kind of scary, don't worry. They're actually going to be the ones who protect us from the evil Federal Government when it decides to invade Oklahoma. Comforting, huh?
We know this thanks to KFOR Channel 4. They sat down with the militia men to get their thoughts on the Cliven Bundy controversy. In case you're not familiar, Cliven Bundy, like most men named Cliven, is an insane right-wing extremist from Nevada who owes the government nearly $1,000,000 for allowing his cattle to graze illegally on public lands. The government tried to round-up his cattle and, well, a mini-militia convention ensued.