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Mike Turner, The “Ban Marriage in Oklahoma” guy, eats his own eye boogers…

8:30 AM EDT on April 10, 2014

Cameras are everywhere today.

Someone may want to share that bit of wisdom, along with a list of reputable hairstylists, with State Representative and US 5th Congressional District hopeful Mike Turner. He's the lawmaker who recently filed a bill that would ban all marriage in Oklahoma. He did it not because he's smart, but to simply prevent gays and the lesbians who stole his hairstyle from getting married.