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Mike Turner, The “Ban Marriage in Oklahoma” guy, eats his own eye boogers…

8:30 AM EDT on April 10, 2014

Cameras are everywhere today.

Someone may want to share that bit of wisdom, along with a list of reputable hairstylists, with State Representative and US 5th Congressional District hopeful Mike Turner. He's the lawmaker who recently filed a bill that would ban all marriage in Oklahoma. He did it not because he's smart, but to simply prevent gays and the lesbians who stole his hairstyle from getting married.

During a recent debate on the House floor regarding an intrusive big government bill that would prevent local municipalities from enacting their own minimum wages, Mike was caught, well, check out the following video:

Oops! That's not the video. That's a screenshot of a Facebook message that Mike Turner sent to a TLO Facebook follower at 6:30 AM. He may only be 26, but he already has old man sleep patterns.