This concludes the first round of Ogle Madness VII. Right now, you should be watching basketball and getting annoyed by the same damn State Farm commercial and the boring Master's promo where Jim Nantz says a "There it is, a win for the ages!"
(6) Real Miss Oklahoma vs. (11) Emily Sutton's Serious Fireman Boyfriend
(3) Abigail Ogle vs. (14) Derplahomans
(7) Wendy Suares vs. (10) Earthquakes
(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (15) Real Housewives of OKC
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(6) Real Miss Oklahoma vs. (11) Emily Sutton's Serious Fireman Boyfriend
(6) Real Miss Oklahoma
Conference: REAL Miss Oklahomas
Who She Is: The Actual Miss Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Isn't a Fake Miss Oklahoma
Biggest Weakness: Isn't Our Girlfriend
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(11) Emily Sutton’s Serious Fireman Boyfriend
Conference: People who are better than you
Who He Is: Serious boyfriend to Emily Sutton
Biggest Strength: Is a fireman. Pretty sure that covers the “strength” category.
Biggest Weakness: Hates seeing things on fire. Hates it.
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(3) Abigail Ogle vs. (14) Derplahomans
(3) Abigail Ogle
Conference: Mighty Ogles
Who She Is: Sports Something or Other on KSBI KOCO 5
Biggest Strength: Her last name
Biggest Weakness: Buying Twitter followers
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(14) Derplahomans
Conference: People Who Make Oklahoma Look Bad
Who They Are: People Who are Unaware of any channel beyond FOX News
Biggest Strength: Giving Oklahoma a bad name
Biggest Weakness: Intelligence
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(7) Wendy Suarez vs. (10) Earthquakes
(7) Wendy Suares
Conference: Super Cute News Vixens
Who She Is: KOKH FOX 25 Anchor
Biggest Strength: Perfect Face
Biggest Weakness: Works at FOX 25
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(10) Earthquakes
Conference: Natural Disasters
What It Is: Thing we're more scared of than tornadoes.
Biggest Strength: Is The Planet Readjusting?
Biggest Weakness: Not strong enough to topple egos
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(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (15) Real Housewives of OKC
(2) Kristin Chenoweth
Conference: Sexy Pixies
Who She Is: Famous Actress
Biggest Strength: Tiny body, big voice
Biggest Weakness: Can't get that thing off the top of the fridge.
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(15) Real Housewives of OKC
Conference: TV Shows that were probably scams
What It Is: Dumbest thing ever
Biggest Strength: Giving housewive's with the same last names as area lakes some hope
Biggest Weakness: Wasn't real (insert Nichols Hills housewife joke about boobs, noses and lips here)
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