Today's Ogle Madness match-ups involve a god, a bigot and someone who got paid to trash kids who like to play football and have sex with college girls. You decide who is who:
(1) Gary England vs. (16) Captain Bigot from Enid
(8) Marcus Smart vs. (9) Thayer Evans
(4) Marla Morgan vs. (13) Danny Bowien
(5) Mike Morgan vs. (12) Vanity Perkins
Cast your votes!.
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(1) Gary England vs. (16) Captain Bigot from Enid
(1) Gary England
Conference: Gods
Who They Are: God/Former KWTV 9 Meteorologist
Biggest Strength: Omnipotence
Biggest Weakness: Winning Ogle Madness
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(16) Captain Bigot from Enid
Conference: Homophobic Racist Assholes
Who They Are: Owner of Gary's Chicaros in Enid, Oklahoma.
Biggest Strength: Was able to make me throw up a little in my mouth from seeing him on TV.
Biggest Weakness: Is a homophobic racist.
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(8) Marcus Smart vs. (9) Thayer Evans
(8) Marcus Smart
Conference: OSU Basketball Player
Who They Are: Oklahoma State University Guard
Biggest Strength: Shoving Probably Douchebags
Biggest Weakness: Deciding when to leave for the NBA draft
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(9) Thayer Evans
Conference: SI Sports "Writers"
Who He Is: "Reporter" who wrote "expose" on OSU's football program.
Biggest Strengths: Pissing off OSU fans, local media and just about everyone else.
Biggest Weaknesses: Loves hair gel.
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(4) Marla Morgan vs. (13) Danny Bowien
(4) Marla Morgan
Conference: Weatherpeople Spouses
Who She Is: KFOR meteorologist Mike Morgan's wife.
Biggest Strengths: Mastery of email.
Biggest Weaknesses: Bedazzled ties.
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(13) Danny Bowien
Conference: Hipster Chef Types
Who He Is: Chef who grew up in Oklahoma City and founded Mission Chinese.
Biggest Strength: Fusing wild and different Asian cuisine
Biggest Weakness: You'll be hungry again in 30 minutes.
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(5) Mike Morgan vs. (12) Vanity Perkins
(5) Mike Morgan
Conference: Oklahoma Weathermen
Who He Is: KFOR Chief Meteorologist
Biggest Strengths: Severe Storm Preparedness
Biggest Weaknesses: Driving Directions
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(12) Vanity Perkins
Conference: NBA Player Wives
Who She Is: Wife to OKC Thunder center Kendrick Perkins
Biggest Strength: Hates Regular Jim Traber
Biggest Weakness: Not too good in a nail salon situation.
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