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Ogle Madness VII: First Round, Midwest (Lower Bracket)

12:00 PM EDT on March 18, 2014

The Midwest is the most wide open Ogle Madness region. Gary England, the 1-seed, always underachieves in Ogle Madness. This tournament was basically the giant iPad before the giant iPad. Westbrook is always tough, but he'll probably take a bad shot or hurt his knee. Then you have Olivia Munn. She could win it, but she's too much like a Monet.

Here are the match-ups:

(6) Sweet Brown vs. (11) Reuters Reporters

(3) Olivia Munn vs. (14) OU Tuba Players

(7) Linda Cavanaugh vs. (10) Christina Fallin

(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Oklahoma Digital Desk


(6) Sweet Brown vs. (11) Reuters Reporters

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(6) Sweet Brown

Conference: Really Long 15 Minutes

Who She Is: Cold Pop Loving Internet Sensation

Biggest Strength: Has apparently made a ton of money by "not having time for that."

Biggest Weakness: Word has it she is a nightmare to work with. Shocking, huh?



Reuters Reporters

Conference: Intrepid Human Being

Who They Are: Reporters. Like, actual reporters.

Biggest Strength: Covering (and exposing) Oklahoma based businesses.

Biggest Weakness: Probably not ever gonna get asked to sit in Aubrey McClendon’s seats at a Thunder game.



(3) Olivia Munn vs. (14) OU Tuba Players


(3) Olivia Munn

Conference: Famous Oklahoma Women

Who She Is: Actress, Model, Hottest Woman on Newsroom not named Emily Mortimer

Biggest Strength: Making nerds like her.

Biggest Weakness: Is not into dudes who write blogs.


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(14) OU Tuba Players

Conference: Tuba Playing Sooners

Who They Are: Whiny OU Tuba Players Who Went on Strike

Biggest Strength: Upper back.

Biggest Weakness: The sounds they make with their mouths without a tuba attached is somehow more obnoxious.



(7) Linda Cavanaugh vs. (10) Christina Fallin


(7) Linda Cavanaugh

Conference: Local News Legends

Who She Is: Anchor on KFOR 4

Biggest Strength: Longevity.

Biggest Weakness: Trash or Treasure.



(10) Christina Fallin

Conference: Governor Spawns

Who She Is: Daughter of Governor Mary Fallin

Biggest Strength: Manages to keep people talking about her.

Biggest Weakness: Too many to list. Seriously.



(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Oklahoma Digital Desk


(2) Russell Westbrook

Conference: OKC Thunder Players

Who He Is: Point Guard for The Oklahoma City Thunder

Biggest Strength: Is a basketball beast. A beast.

Biggest Weakness: Meniscus.


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(15) Oklahoman Digital Desk

Conference: Buzzfeed / Obscure Local Social Blog Ripoffs

What It Is: We're not entirely sure.

Biggest Strength: Linkbaiting.

Biggest Weakness: Return visits.


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