Ogle Madness VII: First Round, Midwest (Lower Bracket)

The Midwest is the most wide open Ogle Madness region. Gary England, the 1-seed, always underachieves in Ogle Madness. This tournament was basically the giant iPad before the giant iPad. Westbrook is always tough, but he'll probably take a bad shot or hurt his knee. Then you have Olivia Munn. She could win it, but she's too much like a Monet.

Here are the match-ups:

(6) Sweet Brown vs. (11) Reuters Reporters

(3) Olivia Munn vs. (14) OU Tuba Players

(7) Linda Cavanaugh vs. (10) Christina Fallin

(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Oklahoma Digital Desk

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(6) Sweet Brown vs. (11) Reuters Reporters

(6) Sweet Brown

Conference: Really Long 15 Minutes

Who She Is: Cold Pop Loving Internet Sensation

Biggest Strength: Has apparently made a ton of money by "not having time for that."

Biggest Weakness: Word has it she is a nightmare to work with. Shocking, huh?

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Reuters Reporters

Conference: Intrepid Human Being

Who They Are: Reporters. Like, actual reporters.

Biggest Strength: Covering (and exposing) Oklahoma based businesses.

Biggest Weakness: Probably not ever gonna get asked to sit in Aubrey McClendon’s seats at a Thunder game.

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(3) Olivia Munn vs. (14) OU Tuba Players

(3) Olivia Munn

Conference: Famous Oklahoma Women

Who She Is: Actress, Model, Hottest Woman on Newsroom not named Emily Mortimer

Biggest Strength: Making nerds like her.

Biggest Weakness: Is not into dudes who write blogs.

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(14) OU Tuba Players

Conference: Tuba Playing Sooners

Who They Are: Whiny OU Tuba Players Who Went on Strike

Biggest Strength: Upper back.

Biggest Weakness: The sounds they make with their mouths without a tuba attached is somehow more obnoxious.

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(7) Linda Cavanaugh vs. (10) Christina Fallin

(7) Linda Cavanaugh

Conference: Local News Legends

Who She Is: Anchor on KFOR 4

Biggest Strength: Longevity.

Biggest Weakness: Trash or Treasure.

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(10) Christina Fallin

Conference: Governor Spawns

Who She Is: Daughter of Governor Mary Fallin

Biggest Strength: Manages to keep people talking about her.

Biggest Weakness: Too many to list. Seriously.

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(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Oklahoma Digital Desk

(2) Russell Westbrook

Conference: OKC Thunder Players

Who He Is: Point Guard for The Oklahoma City Thunder

Biggest Strength: Is a basketball beast. A beast.

Biggest Weakness: Meniscus.

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(15) Oklahoman Digital Desk

Conference: Buzzfeed / Obscure Local Social Blog Ripoffs

What It Is: We're not entirely sure.

Biggest Strength: Linkbaiting.

Biggest Weakness: Return visits.

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