Know what I like about the Mathis Brothers? I get older. They stay the same age. Ha ha. I'll be here all week. Keg party at the Moontower.
A few a weeks ago, one of our Twitter followers randomly sent us a list of anagrams for Mathis Brothers pitchman Rit Mathis. Here's a sampling:
And from this day forward, Rit Mathis shall be known as Shit A Trim... or Shit Arm It... or Shit At Rim. It can't be Shit Ram It. I think that's what they called his uncle at all the underground swingers clubs.
Anyway, I thought we could have some fun with this. I spent way too much time last night putting the names of local celebs through the anagram generator on Wordsmith.com. Here are some of the more interesting ones I found:
Mick Cornett
Oddly enough, those are the same things you hear being yelled from the Ed Shadid Campaign Headquarters whenever the mayor turns down their debate requests.
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Adrianna Iwasinski
Just like her stint on Whodunnit?, the results of Adrianna's anagrams were disappointing. The generator was obsessed with the word "Naiad." According to Google, a Naiad was type of nymph who presided over fountains, wells, springs, streams, brooks and other bodies of freshwater. Basically, the generator thinks Adrianna is the Zelda fairy. Kind of accurate, I guess.
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Vanity Perkins
A Striven Pinky is how I'd describe her husband's basketball ability.
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Sparkle Titsworth
Technically, Sparkle Titsworth isn't a celebrity. If her name was Tit Sparkle Worths, she would be.
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Dean Blevins
If you've never heard Al and Dean talk about lesbian vend on the Total Dominance Hour, you're really missing out.
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Josh Cocksworth
I went with jorts for Josh because he seems like a guy who wears them. Also, "Jorts for Josh" sounds like the world's saddest charity.
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Nadia Comaneci
"Cocaine and Aim" is also the slogan of the men's bathroom at Groovy's.
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BJ Wexler
If only his name was BJ Sexler.
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Deby Snodgrass
Ass, Dongs and Bongs... and they're all dry. Had I known there was so much gold in Deby's name, I wouldn't have been so critical of the insane pay raise she received as state tourism director.
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Anyway, I guess if you get bored go make your own anagrams here. Send us any good ones.
