![rits mathis](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2011/02/rits-mathis.jpg?w=393)
Know what I like about the Mathis Brothers? I get older. They stay the same age. Ha ha. I'll be here all week. Keg party at the Moontower.
A few a weeks ago, one of our Twitter followers randomly sent us a list of anagrams for Mathis Brothers pitchman Rit Mathis. Here's a sampling:
![rit mathis](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/rit-mathis1.png?w=552)
And from this day forward, Rit Mathis shall be known as Shit A Trim... or Shit Arm It... or Shit At Rim. It can't be Shit Ram It. I think that's what they called his uncle at all the underground swingers clubs.
Anyway, I thought we could have some fun with this. I spent way too much time last night putting the names of local celebs through the anagram generator on Wordsmith.com. Here are some of the more interesting ones I found:
![mayor cornett real time](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2012/03/mayor-cornett-real-time.jpg?w=476)
Mick Cornett
![mick cornett](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/mick-cornett.png?w=608)
Oddly enough, those are the same things you hear being yelled from the Ed Shadid Campaign Headquarters whenever the mayor turns down their debate requests.
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![Adrianna Iwasinski](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2013/05/Adrianna-Iwasinski.jpg?w=280)
Adrianna Iwasinski
![Naiad](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/Naiad.png?w=710)
Just like her stint on Whodunnit?, the results of Adrianna's anagrams were disappointing. The generator was obsessed with the word "Naiad." According to Google, a Naiad was type of nymph who presided over fountains, wells, springs, streams, brooks and other bodies of freshwater. Basically, the generator thinks Adrianna is the Zelda fairy. Kind of accurate, I guess.
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![Vanity-Perkins](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2013/03/Vanity-Perkins.jpg?w=600)
Vanity Perkins
![vanity perkins](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/vanity-perkins.png?w=688)
A Striven Pinky is how I'd describe her husband's basketball ability.
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![sparkle titsworth oklahoma city gas card](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2013/02/sparkle-titsworth-oklahoma-city-gas-card.jpg?w=266&h=400)
Sparkle Titsworth
![st](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/st.png?w=662)
Technically, Sparkle Titsworth isn't a celebrity. If her name was Tit Sparkle Worths, she would be.
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![deanblevins boob](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2011/06/deanblevins-boob-e1483374186255.jpg?w=525)
Dean Blevins
![dean blevins](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/dean-blevins.png?w=584)
If you've never heard Al and Dean talk about lesbian vend on the Total Dominance Hour, you're really missing out.
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![josh cockroft](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2013/01/josh-cockroft.jpg?w=438)
Josh Cocksworth
![josh cockcroft](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/josh-cockcroft.png?w=710)
I went with jorts for Josh because he seems like a guy who wears them. Also, "Jorts for Josh" sounds like the world's saddest charity.
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![Nadia+Comanecil](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/Nadia+Comanecil.jpg?w=398)
Nadia Comaneci
![nadia comaneci](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/nadia-comaneci.png?w=604)
"Cocaine and Aim" is also the slogan of the men's bathroom at Groovy's.
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![bj wexler](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/bj-wexler.jpg?w=710)
BJ Wexler
![bj wexler](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/bj-wexler.png?w=532)
If only his name was BJ Sexler.
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![DebySnodgrass](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2013/11/DebySnodgrass.jpg?w=478)
Deby Snodgrass
![deby snodgrass](https://lede-admin.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2014/02/deby-snodgrass.png?w=710)
Ass, Dongs and Bongs... and they're all dry. Had I known there was so much gold in Deby's name, I wouldn't have been so critical of the insane pay raise she received as state tourism director.
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Anyway, I guess if you get bored go make your own anagrams here. Send us any good ones.