Know what I like about the Mathis Brothers? I get older. They stay the same age. Ha ha. I'll be here all week. Keg party at the Moontower.
A few a weeks ago, one of our Twitter followers randomly sent us a list of anagrams for Mathis Brothers pitchman Rit Mathis. Here's a sampling:
And from this day forward, Rit Mathis shall be known as Shit A Trim... or Shit Arm It... or Shit At Rim. It can't be Shit Ram It. I think that's what they called his uncle at all the underground swingers clubs.
Anyway, I thought we could have some fun with this. I spent way too much time last night putting the names of local celebs through the anagram generator on Wordsmith.com. Here are some of the more interesting ones I found:
Oddly enough, those are the same things you hear being yelled from the Ed Shadid Campaign Headquarters whenever the mayor turns down their debate requests.
Just like her stint on Whodunnit?, the results of Adrianna's anagrams were disappointing. The generator was obsessed with the word "Naiad." According to Google, a Naiad was type of nymph who presided over fountains, wells, springs, streams, brooks and other bodies of freshwater. Basically, the generator thinks Adrianna is the Zelda fairy. Kind of accurate, I guess.
A Striven Pinky is how I'd describe her husband's basketball ability.
Technically, Sparkle Titsworth isn't a celebrity. If her name was Tit Sparkle Worths, she would be.
If you've never heard Al and Dean talk about lesbian vend on the Total Dominance Hour, you're really missing out.
I went with jorts for Josh because he seems like a guy who wears them. Also, "Jorts for Josh" sounds like the world's saddest charity.
"Cocaine and Aim" is also the slogan of the men's bathroom at Groovy's.
If only his name was BJ Sexler.
Ass, Dongs and Bongs... and they're all dry. Had I known there was so much gold in Deby's name, I wouldn't have been so critical of the insane pay raise she received as state tourism director.